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13 April 2009 @ 01:36 pm
The point is not even a dot to her  
A review of Watchmen from a batshit conservative.

A few lines of dialogue by the character "Rorschach" deriding "liberals and intellectuals" doesn't excuse the nearly three hours of poison here.

Yes, if only the whole movie had been Rorschach deriding liberals and intellectuals! Then it would have been the Best Movie Evar!

From the comments:
Deb, HOLLYWOOD HAS NEVER GOTTEN IT NOR WILL THEY EVER GET IT UNTIL THE BIG ONE STRIKES UNDERNEATH L-A DESTROYING THE MOVIE/TV STUDIO AND HOPEFULLY SENDING THE ACTORS TO THE DEATHS IN HELL!

All those glorifying violence should be shot!

LISTEN UP U.S. OF ANARCHY, I HAVE A QUESTION WHO MADE YOU SO PERMISSIVE IN THIS SOCIETY PERVERT?!?!? AND WHY DO YOU HATE THIS COUNTRY?! ANSWER MY QUESTION, JERK AND DO NOT GIVE DEBBIE A BAD TIME!

Yeah, U.S., why DO you hate America?? Answer me that! You can't, can you? I won an argument on the Intarwebz!

As a boy, I used to collect comic books with superheroes and what was always clear to me is there was no doubt back then as to who won and who lost. Good, justice and the American way always triumphed. We miss that sense of certainty today, which our culture no longer esteems - and we're the poorer for it.

I miss my lies, my precious, precious lies...

So I have seen this comment several times so far:
"And is on Time's list of the best novels since 1923", really, a late 80's comic book has been on Times best list since 1923, what are you stupid.


*smothers laughter* Why yes. Yes I am. Good thing you are skilled in reading comprehension to notice my mistake. Hee hee hee.
 
 
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Musings from the CZ unitcz_unit on April 13th, 2009 06:02 pm (UTC)
I love it. I miss my lies....

Still, she does look like a hottie. Are all batshit conservative women hotties?

CZ
Kayefreak_in_need on April 13th, 2009 06:06 pm (UTC)
Rorschach would slap the shit out of you
This makes my head hurt so, so badly. I can't even get past the whole "Don't take your kids to see it" fail (we have a rating system for a reason, twit) without giving up. Just, gah- the lack of any sense of irony or metaphor- bluh - drowning in stupid *passes out*
Dana: [other] halo caught on firethirdsouthobbi on April 13th, 2009 07:33 pm (UTC)
The scary thing is that if my dad ever saw Watchmen, that woman's reaction is almost exactly like the one he'd have. Which is why I'm never letting him see it.

He liked the soundtrack, though.

But yeah, when I went to see it, there were at least three or four sets of parents who brought their young kids to the showing. And I'm sitting there like "...wtf? Did you not look into the movie, or did you think it was just another Spiderman?"
Baron Aloha: mentorultramang on April 13th, 2009 09:51 pm (UTC)
That's the 'pundit' they used to bring on Howard Stern to make fun of. I don't think she comes on any more because she refused to answer when she got laid last. :) When she talks it's this manic free association of random 'talking points' words.

I wonder if there are any radio clips of her on YouTube...

[edit] Nope, just ones of her on other shows, where she's more calm and allowed time to speak. She's way more of a mess on Stern. It's a shame, Artie Lange's impression is hilarious.

Edited at 2009-04-13 11:02 pm (UTC)