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22 April 2006 @ 04:14 pm
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Gacked from maureenlycaon-- Best eBay auction EVAR.

Since I was a young girl, I have known that I was special. I have seen and heard many spirits that would whisper my name in the night.

The most prominent spirit from that time was a beautiful raven haired woman who told me her name was Lilith.

She would visit my bedside at night, and like a guardian angel, she would use her natural silvery glow to protect me from the darkness. She would also ward off the spirits that tried to get to close to me.

This continued until my sixteenth year, but then without warning, things changed.

Lilith came to me that night as usual, but this time, she had a different look in her eyes. I sat in silence as she whispered to me.

'I have protected thee long enough child, tis time you knew the truth...like your mother before yee, you have been chosen as a vessel for the pleasure of us immortals'....
 
 
 
High-velocity pie of death: strange hungers from ellenixieq on April 22nd, 2006 02:33 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHsdf;laksd;alha;sldkf that's beautiful. I MUST BID ON IT!@#! *snrrkle*
Elle: You're kiddingtheletterelle on April 22nd, 2006 04:34 pm (UTC)
There are other pieces too! You find out more about her father, the mysterious evil warlock without a name!
Fangirl Saysfangirlsays on April 22nd, 2006 02:44 pm (UTC)
Bwaha!
can't think of a name: danny csi wifebeaterctoan on April 22nd, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC)
I have a quibble. She claims to be 32 years old and said the 'visits' started when she was 16. Yet she claims to have gotten the broach after a passionate night with Lilith in 1984. She would have been 10.

I think it's a hoax. :)
Elletheletterelle on April 22nd, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
Yes, you're right. THAT'S the piece of info that makes her carefully constructed story fall apart. :D

I probably shouldn't make fun of the emotionally disturbed, but jeez. When they set themselves up like that, how can I help it?
i_aldarion on April 22nd, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
*HOWL!*
Ishakoishako on April 23rd, 2006 02:33 am (UTC)
that's an...interesting icon. :P
i_aldarion on April 23rd, 2006 11:00 am (UTC)
Yup. :-D (I didn't even have to caption it-- it's a screenshot from a cult film. :-D)
Alyssa The Not So Braveverisimilitant on April 23rd, 2006 01:20 am (UTC)
I wonder if the person, like the Wedding Dress Ebay Seller, made the story up just to hike up the bidding of each item. I mean, really. She can't believe this? Right?
Cheshyrecheshyre on April 23rd, 2006 07:33 am (UTC)
Well, considering current bid is still £3.99, it's not working...