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18 March 2007 @ 05:45 pm
THIS is why maudgonne is still single!

"Have you ever asked men what they want in a woman? They like quiet and submissive women. Not loud mouth rebellious women. Head strong, bossy, demanding, rude, over-bearing, MAUDE. They like feminine women (in the true sense) who dress like ladies in dresses and have not cut their glory off (long hair). Men do not want women who wear the pants, or men's suits and whacked off hair like men. Men like home-cooking not T.V. dinners or fast food all the time. Men want a woman to listen to them and not try to compete all the time in work, raising the children, and making decisions."

(I swear that paragraph is unedited. See the original here.)

Apparently, MAUDE also causes homosexuality and divorce. Nice work, MAUDE!
vlynnvlynn on March 18th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
woah that is one scary page.
elzedelzed on March 18th, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
Well, I bet her nine children are models of well-adjusted, sensible citizenship. Or possibly a bunch of fundamentalist whackos who beat their wives (or prostrate themselves at the feet of their husbands, whatevs). You know, 'cause they're not modest enough.
Kat: Southpark mekatwoman76 on March 18th, 2007 11:27 pm (UTC)
I think what scares me the most when I read stuff like that is the knowledge that it's not just a joke but that there are really people who believe in that crap. *shakes head in shocked disbelief*
Kayefreak_in_need on March 18th, 2007 11:37 pm (UTC)

Shit. I know plenty of strong, proud, dominant women who cook, bake, have long hair and wear feminine clothing. I wish these people would recognize the vast range of women between Perfect Wife and Man-Hating Bull Dyke. Or choke to death on a fetus.

Now what does this make my boyfriend, who loves this Loud-Mouthed Rebellious Woman so?

But I fucking love the part about homosexuality. Men don't like women to act like men....so they go have relationships with MEN? That would be like me getting so tired of it being cold here that I get fed up and move to Siberia.
i_aldarion on March 19th, 2007 02:08 am (UTC)
Got your yarn, knitting, can't tell if I have enough yet. Will keep you updated. IS SO SOFT THOUGH. Yay!
Let go Let go Let Really go: (Kirsten) Stay with us nowmaudgonne on March 19th, 2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
Ha! I knew there was a reason. Maybe I should stop actively trying to cause homosexuality?
Elletheletterelle on March 19th, 2007 07:19 pm (UTC)
You loud mouth rebellious woman with whacked off hair like men.

God, this SO needs to be an icon. :D It reminds me of the dementicated five-arm babies.

And yeah. Stop making decisions-- that's what's causing homosexuality!
Jer: Feed Me!lugonn on March 22nd, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
Maybe I should stop actively trying to cause homosexuality?
Don't you dare do that! I need to have some options out here in case smolder dumps me.
Spam: big LJmadbodger on March 22nd, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
And this, my dear, is why I crave you. You're the best of what people are, not just the most popular or traditional.
Elletheletterelle on March 26th, 2007 03:19 pm (UTC)
I am? Aw, honey, you are so good to me. *snugs you* It's nice to hear good things about me.

(hee. I am craved. awesome.)