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08 April 2007 @ 04:34 pm
Been meaning to post this, and thirdsouthobbi made it easy for me by transcribing... :)

The pagans had big festivals on Easter and Christmas. Christians had big festivals at Easter and Christmas. Jesus died on one and was born on the other. Hm-hm-hm-hmm? Cos...Jesus I do think did exist. He was a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi area, the Nelson Mandela area - relaxed and groovy. The Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy? No." So they murdered him. Kids eat chocolate eggs because the color of the chocolate and the color of the wood on the cross... (audience laughing) Well, you tell me! Eddie Izzard, "Dress to Kill"

I was shopping for Easter chocolate when I found this. I bought it. And I'm going to eat it.
Robbstro on April 9th, 2007 12:48 am (UTC)
I dunno, but you solved my dilemma of what to watch while I do some web stuff. Wanted something I wouldn't have to pay close attention to but also something I wasn't tired of hearing. An Izzard DVD should fit the bill...

"Clay pigeons are fuckers!"
Elletheletterelle on April 9th, 2007 12:57 am (UTC)
"Fuck off, I'm the Queen!"
vlynnvlynn on April 9th, 2007 12:37 pm (UTC)
That outfit is the dog's bollocks!